Sunday, May 11, 2008

What is Cop A Squat?



















Cop A Squat is when you can police a distinguished or undistinguished person into the action of squatting.

Cop A Squat is not about peeing into a hole into the ground while camping. (That would be pop a squat)
Cop A Squat is not about going to the gym measuring the width of your neck then holding a barbell over your neck and squatting.
(That would be working out.)
Cop A Squat is a made up phrase because I misunderstood the phrase "pop a squat" and something new was born. Something better. Something humbling and refreshing.
So please go out there and COP A SQUAT!

9 comments:

lauren said...

Thanks Carleen. You're one of the few that I know actually do care. :)

monsterpants said...

what's all this then??

darcy dubose said...

VRRP!!

Unknown said...

Um, you didn't 'mis-hear' "pop a squat" -- "pop a squat" is what squares say when they MEAN "cop a squat," which was the original saying (originating in the 60's, when it was very common to say "cop" for "take"). Pop a squat doesn't make any sense, it's like white people saying "for shizzle." Depending on where you are in the country, "pop a squat" can imply merely sitting, or actually going to the bathroom -- which is confusing enough, ignoring that you're incorrectly using slang in the first place...

Unknown said...

...even if you don't know slang, I think you'd understand what I mean if we're at a concert together, and I say "I'm gonna go cop a spot up front," or "cop a front row seat." Would that make ANY sense if I said I was going to "pop a front row seat?"

Unknown said...

all your guys's posts were in the year that I was orn

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I mean born

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